“My doctor told me I’m low on vitamin ‘D’…So I need more D. “Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Haha big time. “Dude, I swear I was just switching channels.” 16) Dr: Like, with another person? Me: Oh, then no.” 15) Funny dirty memes have gone to the dogs.
“5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill.” 18) “When he fine but so are all of his friends: Why was I born a train.” 17) Funny dirty memes for tree huggers.